Only at my Unviersity...

Only at my university was the library closed over the weekend.

Only at my university is the library catalogue deactivated due to "routine maintenance" three weeks before final exams.

Only at my university are graduate students reprimanded for "printing too much."

Only at my university is the concept of "diversity" somehow transformed into "anti-profanity week."

Only at my university is a GSA a topic of extreme controversy.